Fantastic definitions

~?Fantastic definitions?~
School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)
Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)
Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)
Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)