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Showing posts with label April Fool SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fool SMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Sardar got into a bus

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Please Spread It

Please Spread It.
“FOOL nA
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amongest all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2012!!!”

I want you

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

Legs utha ke

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Aaj kal harpal

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.
hi hi hi hi hi

Just a friendly reminder

Just a friendly reminder –
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

most CUTE persons in the world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
april fool

Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha

Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
“April Fool”

u r the most BEAUTIFOOL

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

Bevaqoof Banane Ke 7 Tareeqe

Logo Ke Bevaqoof Banane Ke 7 Tareeqe … … … … … … … … Ye Pehla Tha Baqi Bad…
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY . . .

Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai

Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai Dekho.. . . . Dikha . Dikha . . Chala Bhi Gaya Buddhu Upar Dekhna Chaiye Tha Na Mobile Me Aayega Kya.
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY . . .

Ab Apna Kaam Kro

Hi The Cute Sweet Most Graceful The Smartest & Beautiful Person Khush ?? Chalo Ab Apna Kaam Kro, Duusro’n Ko Bhi Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

An Eye Specialist

When u feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around u,
the world seems to b fading away,
com along wit me I will talk u to an eye specialist.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL

“SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL”
spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao ge lekin jab ship sea main gaya to Christians ne Muslims ko zinda jala diya.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN MEMORY OF “MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL”
n Muslims r realy fool…
they celebrate this day.

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