DAAG To ACCHE HAIN

Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Her Lipstick.

Ladka: Ye Kya Kiya?

Ladki: Kuch Achchha Karne Mai Daag Lage To DAAG To ACCHE HAIN.

Jo Achi Baten Karein

Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy: Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.

FIRE BRIGADE

Teacher: Wo Konsa DEPARTMENT Hai jis Mai ORAT kaam Nahi Kar sakti.

Student: FIRE BRIGADE

Teacher: Kese?

Student: AURTON ka kaam AAG Lagana hay bhujana nahi.

Alag Ghar

Boy: Tum Shadi Ka Baad Apnay Liya Alag Ghar To Nahi Mango Gi na, Girl:
Aray Nahi mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena