Girl Friend To Boy Friend

Girl friend:
Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan
se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy,
Larka:
bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao,
Girl:
“Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.

Pappu ki CHALAKIYAN

Pappu ki “CHALAKIYAN”.
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Boy:
Tumhare pen mei ink nahi hai kia?
Girl:
andhay ho kia?
Chal toh raha hai,,
Boy:
Acha toh apna number likh k dikhao.