Girl to a Boy

Girl to a Boy:
“Jab tum log Girls ko
‘I Love U’
kehtay ho to un ka haath Q pakar letay ho?”
!
Boy:
!
!
(‘.’) kidy chand e
<))\ na kadd
/’\ Maary.

Nobody was home

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home