Aaj ka Zalim SmS

Aaj ka zalim sms;
Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
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Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.

MODERN GIRLS

MODERN GIRLS
1980
Love me But dont touch me
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1990
Touch me But dont kiss me
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2000
kiss me But or kuch mat karna
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2005
sab kuch kar Lo par kisi ko Batana nahi
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2012
sub kuch karo warna sub ko Bata dun gi k tum ko kuch nahi aata.

Pappu ki CHALAKIYAN

Pappu ki “CHALAKIYAN”.
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Boy:
Tumhare pen mei ink nahi hai kia?
Girl:
andhay ho kia?
Chal toh raha hai,,
Boy:
Acha toh apna number likh k dikhao.