Dhakka Maar Herion

Night Was Dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why?

He came close.

She felt Shy.
& he said

‘Dhakka Maar Herion’
Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Ek Larki k Liye

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?
K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai

I LOVE PAKISTAN

On a cricket match..
There was a girl..
She painted pakstani flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said….
I LOVE PAKISTAN

Larkee apny bf sy

Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tum mujhsay shadi karogey?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karnaa chah rahee ho
yaa adopt karna?

Jindagi tere bina adhuri hai

Jindagi tere bina adhuri hai,
Na jane tere mere bich mein kaisi yeh durian hai
Ek din sochta hoon ki bhula dun tujhe
Lekin teri ek muskan hi meri kamjori hai.

Depend karta hay

Girl to boy: Tum boys girl mai sab say pahlay kia dekhtay ho?
Boy: depend karta hay girl aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

It Begins

Experiencd Man Says:

“The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

Boy & girl playing ludo

Boy & girl playing ludo.Boy:agr 1,2,3,4,5, aya to i’ll kiss u. Girl,
what?achha or agar 6 aya to? Boy:kbi ludo nhi kheli kya? .6 aya to dubara meri baari.

Dil jis ko diya

Dil jis ko diya wo dhili chali gai .pyar jis say kiya wo italy chali gai …
Phir dil nay socha khud kashi kar k daikhain..
Haath switch mai diya to bijli chali gai.

break the legs of the boy

Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue 2 be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue 2 be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in 2 play and break the legs of the boy.