Batein kare PYAR ki

bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,
Batein kare “PYAR” ki,
Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,
Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,
Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,
Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,
Or hamesha kahe! “MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”

Larkiyo K Lafrey

What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai

I LOVE PAKISTAN

On a cricket match..
There was a girl..
She painted pakstani flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said….
I LOVE PAKISTAN

Larkee apny bf sy

Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tum mujhsay shadi karogey?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karnaa chah rahee ho
yaa adopt karna?

break the legs of the boy

Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue 2 be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue 2 be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in 2 play and break the legs of the boy.